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Post by Hex on Jul 4, 2005 11:05:23 GMT -4
...so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Your turn.
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Post by fullermj on Jul 4, 2005 12:18:38 GMT -4
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, she spits BUTTER.
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Post by funkpuppy on Jul 4, 2005 18:25:51 GMT -4
jo momma's so skanky she like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn when they cum in
chuck a da duece ...I'm out
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Post by saint on Jul 4, 2005 19:10:12 GMT -4
Yo momma smell's so funky, she used Secret and it told on her
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Post by Paco_Guerrera on Jul 4, 2005 21:49:12 GMT -4
Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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pantera
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Post by pantera on Jul 5, 2005 0:51:47 GMT -4
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles trafic slows down
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Post by Hex on Jul 5, 2005 1:20:57 GMT -4
...so stupid, i told her it was chilly outside and the grabbed a bowl.
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Post by funkpuppy on Jul 5, 2005 7:01:36 GMT -4
Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
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Post by funkpuppy on Jul 5, 2005 7:05:26 GMT -4
Yo momma's like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
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Post by funkpuppy on Jul 5, 2005 7:06:27 GMT -4
Two thingys = two c o c k s ( see if i get sensored again)
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Post by funkpuppy on Jul 5, 2005 7:07:43 GMT -4
and Tom I find Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter..... better
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Post by osoblanco on Jul 5, 2005 16:04:42 GMT -4
Yo momma's so fat before we I have to roll her in flour and find the wet spot!!!!
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Post by Paco_Guerrera on Jul 5, 2005 16:12:37 GMT -4
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
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osoblanco
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Post by osoblanco on Jul 5, 2005 16:49:10 GMT -4
yo momma's so fat she gets up on both sides of the bed!
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pantera
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Post by pantera on Jul 5, 2005 17:20:08 GMT -4
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies the sits next to everybody
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