Post by Paco_Guerrera on Mar 19, 2008 16:03:43 GMT -4
1. Don't miss an all new season of Survivor (Japan)... where there are no child labor laws.
2. "This is a free market, a free society, and while i've taken alot of criticism for my methods of expression, I feel that in the artistic context by which these advertisements should be viewed, they are not only not offensive, but socially responsible." -Dov Charney, President of American Apparel, addressing supporters at NAMBLA regarding criticism of his new 'asian boys only (ABO)' line of athletic shorts.
3. Jealous of the Chinese success with Yao Ming, Japenese officials have taken to implementing a new law that requires youths to be subjected to Willy Wonka's taffy pulling machine for no less than 3 hours a day.
4. Unable to make it past the second round of the international Halo tournament, team Kamakaze is put on the slow dipping mechanism, where hundreds of tiny, sharp metal blades beneath them will churn their bodies into a fine puree.
5. Last kid to hang on gets adopted by Brad and Angelina
6. The newest carnival game called "Knock a Nip" throw a baseball at a nip, nip falls off you win a prize.
7. "Here at the V.A. hospital we call this retribution therapy"
8. The Shih Kabob is a big seller down at the new restaurant for pedophiles.
Current score before this poll is:
I have no idea! Pete, score some
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