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Post by Nethyr on Apr 8, 2008 13:58:22 GMT -4
1) The re-make of the classic Alfred Hitchcock movie, "The Birds" was a success despite the budget cutbacks. Since they could only afford one bird, the hired a much larger, and much more angry one. 2) In a desperate move to gain an unfair advantage the Red Sox employed an attack bird, unfortunatly the bird could not distinguish between Alex Rodriguez and Alexa Rodriguez. 3) In an attempt to curb overzelous fans the Red Sox deployed an attack bird, when reached for comment the fan responded "That was wicked awesome" proving once again that people from Boston are indeed morons. 4) A hawk attacked a young girl today at Fenway Park, HOME OF THE WORLD CHAMPION BOSTON RED SOX. b!tches 5) After incessant prayer begging god to allow the red sox to win another world series, Alicia was distraught, apparently god found it a far more feasible to turn her hat into a living hawk than bend the rules of reality further than they were meant to be stretched.
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Post by Nethyr on Apr 11, 2008 9:40:01 GMT -4
And the poll ends in a tie! Seems that Nethyr is pretty equally split between Boston lovers and haters.
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