Guess what I'm talking about.

[saint]

The city is laid out as if it were designed by an epileptic kindergardener.
The cab drivers are all scumbag scam-artists.
Everything is closed on sunday.
Everyone in this city is ugly as , seriously.
The food is awful, even at the top tier restaraunts ; the only exception being the burgers at Playwrights in southie.
Seriously, everyone is ugly, I mean it.
The music scene is dead, and obsessed with its own past.
The strippers are all old. Centerfolds? Really?

[osoblanco]

sounds like Boston, except you left out how their sports teams suck!!

[fullermj]

say what you will about our cuisine, our gentleman's clubs, our residents, our cab drivers, our roads, our mothers, our way of life.

but you just sound crazy when you say that about our sports teams. Seven years, six championships.

wicked awesome, pahk the cah, how you like DEM APPLES?