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Post by Paco_Guerrera on Feb 13, 2007 20:57:37 GMT -4
New pictures of the future child and of Jill's adorable growing belly are availiable at www.laganfamily.net*Moved from Non-Sequitors*
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Post by brethyr on Feb 13, 2007 21:16:15 GMT -4
New pictures of the future child and of Jill's adorable growing belly are availiable at www.laganfamily.net*Moved from Non-Sequitors*Your banner on top is missing, looking for image001.gif under indexfiles, under picsfiles, etc. Nice belly! Tom, I must warn you: The breasts grow too, but right when they're at their perfect, wonderful peak, she will forbid you from touching them. Just a warning. It's one of the cruel ironies of fatherhood.
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Post by Hex on Feb 15, 2007 7:59:39 GMT -4
with assistance, i think i finally worked out al of the bugs on the page. anything missing now? Bob, I'm still trying to wrap my mind around becoming the responsibility for another life. Considering the piss poor job I've seen of the parents of the children of my class, I am already worried enough. The boob thing just but me over the edge. Thanks Bob
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Post by abone on Feb 15, 2007 9:32:44 GMT -4
I think someone should make a page calculating exactly what type of TV father you are most similar to. Will you be an Al Bundy figure or a Leave it to Beaver type dad?
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Post by Paco_Guerrera on Feb 15, 2007 13:35:49 GMT -4
I think we can safely move the arrow away from Ward Cleaver. Regretably, I cant say tom will be a total Bundy either...
Lets just go with Peter Griffin and call it a day.
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Post by Hex on Feb 15, 2007 17:08:55 GMT -4
I'm looking for logic from that one.
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Post by Paco_Guerrera on Feb 15, 2007 18:43:01 GMT -4
The day I need to provide you with logic is the same day I start hunting bacon with an anti-aircraft gun.
Think of it this way. I could have said Mike Brady instead. I mean, It IS possible you could be an in-the-closet pillow biter with a beard roughly the same size and shape as one woman and six children.
I didnt say that though!
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Post by Hex on Feb 16, 2007 8:28:43 GMT -4
You make me laugh.
Aside from the elder Goldstein brothers (Thank God Jeff has girls. Male offspring from him would be unfairly devious) who already have children, you're telling me the is a more sane choice of any one of us to produce offspring and raise it not to be a complete antichrist?.
(Funny enough tho, read back to Sam's announcement. We were all in shock from that one. And we'd have to say, he's doing QUITE the job with young Gabriel. I mean really, those of you who were at his son's 1st birthday party saw Sam dancing with Blue's Clues. We'd never have bet on that one.)
I'd probably be the closest thing to a Ward Cleaver from this rag tag crew.
And while you're hunting bacon, make sure you look down the barrel of the anti-aircraft gun. I heard they fire in reverse. Just trying to help.
And don't slander Robert Reed. Until the later episodes when he had the Jericurl hair cut. He was a cool television father. Not Joey from "My Two Dads" cool, but cool enough. (where did that reference come from?) Talk about coming from left field on that gay announcement. Although maybe it should have been expected. Teenage Marcia and later years Jan were hawt. Would have been difficult for any stepdad to handle.
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Post by Paco_Guerrera on Feb 16, 2007 13:38:12 GMT -4
I dont think your the antichrist. I just take more pleasure from busting your balls then from any other human being currently living on the planet. I still love you pookie.
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Post by abone on Apr 22, 2007 13:24:54 GMT -4
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Post by Hex on Apr 22, 2007 18:23:32 GMT -4
Kid comes around July 14th...Show up with presents..tho we don't know the gender yet...but the trogdor one RULES
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Post by Paco_Guerrera on Apr 23, 2007 11:27:16 GMT -4
I dont believe in giving presents to children before the age of 3. Before then its all about the adults feeling good about themselves for giving kids some , meanwhile the kid gets nothing all all from the experience.
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Post by Hex on Apr 23, 2007 13:45:13 GMT -4
except warmth of a trogdor onesie
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Post by Paco_Guerrera on Apr 23, 2007 14:09:24 GMT -4
Meh, I was refering more to toys and .
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Post by Hex on Apr 23, 2007 14:30:25 GMT -4
Bob can tell you better than I, but around 6-8 months, they need toys to stimulate them (and keep them occupied)
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